La Queefer Fart Queef Noisemaker Gas Funny Gag Gift Joke Prank Pooter

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La Queefer Fart Queef Noisemaker Gas Funny Gag Gift Joke Prank Pooter
Listing is for 1 Le Queefer
Do you love making fake fart noises to make others embarrassed? Then you absolutely need this nifty little gadget! The Le Queefer is a soft noisemaker that fits in the palm of your hand. Just squeeze it, and the air inside rushes out to create the most realistic fart sounds known to woman! Now, funny farts are right at your fingertips.
Le Queefer isn't made up from any electronic bits and pieces - it uses old fashioned air technology to create a different farting sound every time. Just practice and technique is required to learn the art form of farting. You will get hundreds if not thousands of uses before it is disposed. This is the most realistic and most fun artificial flatulence maker on earth!
You and your lady friends are enjoying a relaxing Yoga class when all the sudden during Happy Baby Pose, you hear something that sounds like a fart! Who would fart in a room full of ladies? Well, that wasn't a fart you heard - it was a queef, courtesy of your friend's cute new pink device - La Queefer! La Queefer is small and pink, so it is girly enough to keep in your purse. The next time you see your friend bending over to pick something up off the floor, just give La Queefer a little squeeze, so everyone in the vicinity will hear a silly queefy noise and instantly assume it came from your poor bent over friend!
Comes brand new / in retail package
Makes a great gift
U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS:
For rates see the "shipping" section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 4 orders of Queefer's purchased I will add 1 order FREE~!
Buy 4 orders get 1 order FREE
Buy 8 orders get 2 orders FREE
Buy 12 orders get 3 orders FREE
etc..
FAQ: Bonus offer info:
Can not be combined with any other eBay items
Must meet the minimum quantity listed
Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside
Please see our eBay store as we also sell a male Pooter!
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