HIGH QUALITY Fake Dog Poop Poo Realistic Doggy Doo Doo Joke Gag - Paper in Crap

Description

Each order placed is for 1 brand new PREMIUM Quality Fake dog poop. These handmade poops are best in quality and not to be compared to the cheap inferior rubber or plastic ones made. Our's is made of paper mache harden recycled paper and then glazed with a nice brown poop color! With added pieces of newspaper inside the poo to add for more realism! Nasty! These look so incredibly real & is a HIGH QUALITY. Each one is handmade at the factory so no poops are ever alike so each one will vary from image shown above. They are all so real looking you will not be disappointed at all! You get 1 poop per order placed.
Please see our other funny gag & joke items we sell in our eBay store. Comes brand new and sent in a protective bubble mailer for safe transport. We are silly low with our prices and we make sure of it!
U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE
INTERNATIONAL rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 5 Poop's purchased I will add 1 Poop
FREE
Buy 5 orders get 1 order
FREE
Buy 10 orders get 2 orders
FREE
Buy 15 orders get 3 orders
FREE
etc..
FAQ: Bonus offer info:
Can not be combined with any other eBay items
Must meet the minimum quantity listed
Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside